buckkeybarnes:

Admit it. We’ve all watched slightly questionable movies and tv shows just because our favourite actors were in it for .03 seconds

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businesscatte:

otiggerifico:

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

This is a work of art.

(via agentamy)

I love my baby and you know I couldn’t live without her
But now I need to make every girl think this song’s about her
Just to make sure that they spread it like the plague
So I describe my dream girl as really really vague like…

(via lolrenaynay)

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. — Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

(via kim-jong-chill)

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

peachbite:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

What an age we live in

THIS MADE ME SO ANGRY BUT THEN I FIGURED IT OUT AND NOW IM EVEN MORE ANGRY

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

peachbite:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

What an age we live in

THIS MADE ME SO ANGRY BUT THEN I FIGURED IT OUT AND NOW IM EVEN MORE ANGRY

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datkarkatass:

the-stars-descend:

the-stars-descend:

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

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jenkirkman:

jolanjoe:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."

I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 

Huh.

never underestimate this man

I dig it.

driftingthroughtheskies:

hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

AMEN TO THAT

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elfoftheforest:


I showed my dad this comic and he asked “why are they blind on the last two scenes?”

elfoftheforest:

I showed my dad this comic and he asked “why are they blind on the last two scenes?”

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